Dr Hunter Douglas ... internet stud
Original Email:
Hire,
i am he!re sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and
decided to write. I migaht be coming to your place in 14 days,
so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.o.
girl. Ia have a picture if you want. No need t!o reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at ojiiq@mailforfreedom.com
Jewel
I replied:
Hire,
Are you by any chance Jewel the famous American singer?
Hahaha, I am making a little joke.
Are you kidding, or course I would like a picture, you sound like a
real "hubba hubba" girl.
Are you really going to be visiting Boz City Iowa in the next 14 days,
wow, that would be so neat, and if you did come to my place we could
go visit the the Phlegm Museum on Highway 69 right outside of Boz City
Iowa, and I could show you off to all my friends who think I am too
big a loser to have a 25 y.o. girl visit my place.
Anxiously waiting to hear from you in your reply to me.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
She replied:
Hello my stranger
I am so happy to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to explain from first time but
I want you to know my plans.I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest
me some locations. It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any town of your area,agency will only help me
to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in. My best friend last year met the man from
the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,and I think that I
look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my life with good man because I'm also full of love
and tenderness,I know that I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I
have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time together to get
to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
Now I write you from my personal mailbox kissme@coolmymail.com, please write me back here and here only. I will be checking it often.
Kiss you , Liubov (this is my name)!
Her pictures:
My reply:
My dearest Lubya,
I am sorry that I haven't replied to your reply to my last email sooner but I had to spend the last two days in jail. Don't worry, it was nothing serious, and my lawyer, Perry Mason, was able to get me released on a technicality because the restraining order that my ex girlfriend Oprah had taken out on me had many words mispelled and that made it not legal. Don't worry, it is really over between Oprah and me, and this time I really mean it.
I have been doing a lot of thinking about what you said in your email about wanting to work two jobs so you can make a lot of money and get rich and then meet a nice man that would love you. I am pretty sure that if you came to see me at my place that you would be able to get a job as a tour guide at the Phlegm Museum because they are always looking for women who even though they aren't Hollywoood pretty they are pretty enough to work as tour guides.
Also, my friend Chandler Bing who works at the Smegma Factory says he could probably get you a job there working the midnight shift and the midnight shift pays the most money, mostly because it is late at night, and also a little bit because of the health risks too.
I really loved the photos that you sent me, and yes, even though you aren't Holllywood pretty, you are pretty enought that whenever I look at your photos I get a bulging in my secret place.
I have included to photos of myself as you requested. No, I am not Hoolywood pretty either, but my friends all tell me that I am pretty enought to be gay but because the law states that if you do it less than five times it is only experimenting, so I AM NOT GAY!!!
I am sorry that my email isn't as beautifully written as yours but most of the emails that I write are actually written by my secretary because I am way too busy doing doctor things and that is what secretaries do, but I honestly truly did write this email, except that my secretary did help me with my spelling just a little bit.
So please, my dearest darling Lubya, tell me more about your plans, your hopes, your dreams, and please tell me if there is anything that I could do to help you reach your plans, your hopes, your dreams because as a doctor I make lots of money and I would love to help a 25 y.o girl reach her plans, her hopes, and dreams.
Reaching up and catching your kiss and placing it in my billfold and putting it in my pocket to keep it warm
The Big Man
Dr. Hunter Douglas
PS. Would it be possible for you to send me another photo or two of you in a swimming suit or maybe wearing something that you go to bed in?
My photos:
Hire,
i am he!re sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and
decided to write. I migaht be coming to your place in 14 days,
so I decided to email you. May be we can meet? I am 25 y.o.
girl. Ia have a picture if you want. No need t!o reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at ojiiq@mailforfreedom.com
Jewel
I replied:
Hire,
Are you by any chance Jewel the famous American singer?
Hahaha, I am making a little joke.
Are you kidding, or course I would like a picture, you sound like a
real "hubba hubba" girl.
Are you really going to be visiting Boz City Iowa in the next 14 days,
wow, that would be so neat, and if you did come to my place we could
go visit the the Phlegm Museum on Highway 69 right outside of Boz City
Iowa, and I could show you off to all my friends who think I am too
big a loser to have a 25 y.o. girl visit my place.
Anxiously waiting to hear from you in your reply to me.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
She replied:
Hello my stranger
I am so happy to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to explain from first time but
I want you to know my plans.I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest
me some locations. It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any town of your area,agency will only help me
to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in. My best friend last year met the man from
the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,and I think that I
look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my life with good man because I'm also full of love
and tenderness,I know that I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I
have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time together to get
to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
Now I write you from my personal mailbox kissme@coolmymail.com, please write me back here and here only. I will be checking it often.
Kiss you , Liubov (this is my name)!
Her pictures:
My reply:
My dearest Lubya,
I am sorry that I haven't replied to your reply to my last email sooner but I had to spend the last two days in jail. Don't worry, it was nothing serious, and my lawyer, Perry Mason, was able to get me released on a technicality because the restraining order that my ex girlfriend Oprah had taken out on me had many words mispelled and that made it not legal. Don't worry, it is really over between Oprah and me, and this time I really mean it.
I have been doing a lot of thinking about what you said in your email about wanting to work two jobs so you can make a lot of money and get rich and then meet a nice man that would love you. I am pretty sure that if you came to see me at my place that you would be able to get a job as a tour guide at the Phlegm Museum because they are always looking for women who even though they aren't Hollywoood pretty they are pretty enough to work as tour guides.
Also, my friend Chandler Bing who works at the Smegma Factory says he could probably get you a job there working the midnight shift and the midnight shift pays the most money, mostly because it is late at night, and also a little bit because of the health risks too.
I really loved the photos that you sent me, and yes, even though you aren't Holllywood pretty, you are pretty enought that whenever I look at your photos I get a bulging in my secret place.
I have included to photos of myself as you requested. No, I am not Hoolywood pretty either, but my friends all tell me that I am pretty enought to be gay but because the law states that if you do it less than five times it is only experimenting, so I AM NOT GAY!!!
I am sorry that my email isn't as beautifully written as yours but most of the emails that I write are actually written by my secretary because I am way too busy doing doctor things and that is what secretaries do, but I honestly truly did write this email, except that my secretary did help me with my spelling just a little bit.
So please, my dearest darling Lubya, tell me more about your plans, your hopes, your dreams, and please tell me if there is anything that I could do to help you reach your plans, your hopes, your dreams because as a doctor I make lots of money and I would love to help a 25 y.o girl reach her plans, her hopes, and dreams.
Reaching up and catching your kiss and placing it in my billfold and putting it in my pocket to keep it warm
The Big Man
Dr. Hunter Douglas
PS. Would it be possible for you to send me another photo or two of you in a swimming suit or maybe wearing something that you go to bed in?
My photos:
posted by Boz at 2:52 PM
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