Detective Hunter Douglas begins his investigation
The Email
Attn: Friend,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but
I am inspired to send you this email by the huge
fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual
benefit to the two of us.
However, I am Barrister Phillip Andrews,the personal
attorney to the late Senator Paul lane Wellstone,
a Citizen of the United states and he was into politics.
On the 25th of October 2002, my client,his wife and
their three children were involved in a fatal Plane Crash
near Eveleth-Virginia Municipal Airport.
Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the Plane.Since then I have made
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to trace and locate any member of his family but of no avail,
hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince his bank in the Europe with my legal practice that
you are the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise
the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits
were lodged.
Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Europe valued at about US$9.3Million
(Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
which I witness the documentations before he left for the
states on 24 october 2002.
Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull
in locating the relatives.
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) will be paid into your account and then you and
I can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5%
should be for expenses,tax as your government may require.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law.
mail me on my altanative mail box :phillipandrews@box.az
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Phillip Andrews Esq
N.B. Please indicate your telephone and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
My reply
Wow,
This sounds too good to be true Pjillip!
And, Oh boy, you bet I am interested.
There is one problem though. Last year I become involved in a similiar
proposition with a Nigerian gentlemen. He seemed like a very nice
fellow too. We sent many emails back and forth to each other, and I
gladly sent him my $150,000.00, but since then all my emails to him
have gone unanswered. It is like he fell off the face of the earth. I
was really worried about him until one of my friends, Chandler Bing,
told me that the Nigerian gentleman might have taken advantage of me.
So, just in case you might want to be taking advantages with me I need
you to answer a few questions before our relationship can go any
further.
1. Which barrister school did you go to?
2. Have you ever been to Nigeria?
3. Did you ever have a chance to meet the late Princess Di?
4. I am a psychiatrist. If our relationship were to continue would you
mind if I asked you a few psychiatrist questions?
5. Do you have a secretary to do your spelling for you, I do and it helps a lot?
6. Have you ever had any dealing with the late Senator Paul lane
Wellstone's friend Senator Beaver Cleaver from the state of
Eastern Michigan?
7. What is the difference between football and rugby?
8. When you flush your toilet does the water go down backwards, or am
I thinking of Austria?
9. Do you have a hard time making up your mind when they ask you paper
or plastic?
10. Do you have any unmarried sisters?
I hope this questions aren't too personal, but these are things I need to know.
I am gleefully waiting for your email reply
Yours truthfully
Dr Hunter Douglas ... Male Psychiatrist.
ROUND TWO
His reply
Dear Ken,
How are you, hope all is well,i am sorry that you migth have fallen victim to thoes people,fristly i am not a Nigeria nor do i live in Nigeria,or have some one who spells for me i do my wirting myself and also sorry that you sent your money to these Nigerian people.
I am a lawyer to the late Mr Paul wellston and i have not heard of any Sen.Beaver Cleaver,all this questionS you ask me is not related to the letter i have mail to you,i am not a nigerian ok,hope that is well noted,and i am not even trying to tell you to bring any of your money,i will take care of everything about money in this transter.please do call me if you are still interested,so i will tell you what we have to do to get the funds into your account in the United States.
I wait for your call.
Phillp.
My reply
Dear Pjillip,
Thank you for replying so urgently, and yes I am still interested.
Pjillip, why do you call me Ken, my name is Dr Hunter Douglas. Is Ken a codeword of some kind. If Ken is a codeword could you please change it to The Big Man. Thanking you in advance.
Pjillip is also an interesting name. Is it Nigeria??? Hahaha, I was making a joke. I know you aren't Nigeria, and have never been to Nigerian. Sometimes you hurt so much over past hurts that you have to laugh to keep from hurting so much.
I am sorry if my question about your sisters was too personal. It is just that my friend, Chandler Bing, remember him, is looking for a wife because everybody thinks he is a gay man, which he isn't, not that there is anything wrong with it. So that is the reason I asked about that.
I also didn't mean any disrespect when I asked about your writing. You write very eloquently, and I guess I was just jealous because my secretary has to do all my writing for me.
Seriously, have you ever written any poetry or short stores? If you have please send them to me. I would love to read them.
One final thought, You really don't know Senator Beaver Cleaver? Maybe you know his friend Representative Lumpy Rutherford, he is the head of the House committee that does stuff about money.
Pjillip, yes, oh yes, oh yes.
I am still interested in your transaction. I would call your right away, but as I look out my window the telephone guys are working on the telephone lines, and because of this I am not able to make telephone calls not only to you, but to my friend Chandler Bing.
Please urgently reply and tell me what to do next.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
Round Three
His reply
Dear Dr Hunter,
How are you doing,hope you are alrigth,the reason i called you Ken was,the Name i saw in your frist mail.Who is Ken?,and also to let you know that Ken is not a codeword.i am in London not in the united states and there is no way i would know all of my late client's friends.
Its not really funny when you talk about other people's famlies,or trying to know if i am real or not just call me so that you will know.All you have been asking me is not related to what i have asked you.yet you tell me that you are interested in this transaction.
I really need to explain to you what you have to do for us to actualize this transaction.
Although i will explain in this e-mail, but teleconversation, i beleive will butress and give you more light on what you are to do.
However, All i want you to do as i mentioned in my first e-mail is that you will represent and stand as the next of kin to the late Paul Lane Wellstone.
As his beneficiary/next of kin, i shall give you the contact information of the Bank and name of officer in charge of transfering Funds to you, so that you would contact him and request a transfer of the Funds of your late Cousine (PAUL LANE WELLSTONE) into you bank account.
This is simple, All you have to do is thus:
You contact the bank, presenting yourself as the beneficiary/next of kin to the Late Mr. Paul lane Wellstone,
Request that his funds ( $ 9.3 Million) be transfered into your bank account.I also remember that you told me some other people you gave money to i want to tell you that you can turst me on this that is all i ask from you,and also i will want to put my turst in you.
I shall arrange the documentations of proof that will fit you in as the true beneficiary/next of kin to the Late mr. Paul Lane Wellstone and send to the bank.
There is no risk involve whatsoever, all i want you to do is to keep this transaction and its communication very confidential.
Please call me any time for further explanation on my private telephone number Tel: + 44 7040101707 and send email to me with the required in information , your full and address and your private telephone numbers to enable us proceed urgently.Henceforth, write me only on this highly confidential email address for top most secrecy
Awaiting your urgent response and call.
Phillip Andrews.
My reply
Dear Pjillip,
I just tried telecommunicating with you by dialing your private telecommunicating number that you gave me. The woman that answered was very angry. She told me that there was no Pjillip now or never, and then she threatened to call the police if I ever tried telecommunicating with that number again. She was very angry, and you know what else Pjillip, she didn't sound like she was English, she sounded like she was Nigerian.
Are you sure that you gave me the right telecommunicating number, or is this your idea of some kind of internet joke.
Pjillip, I have put my complete trust in you and you do this to me. Please tell me you made a mistake with the telecommunicating number.
I need this money badly. There is another man who I am dealing with who wants me to invest in a Pop Rocks mine located in the Capone Mountains on Alcatraz Island.
My friend Chandler Bing, not the Chandler Bing that is on television, that is a different Chandler Bing, my friend Chandler Bing doesn't trust you and says that I should break our relationship off.
I don't want to do that Pjillip. You write so eloquently that I know you have to be an honest man, and that was just an honest mistake.
Pjillip, I am so confused, is there something you can do that will let me know that you are on the up and the up?
I am urgently waiting your urgent reply.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
PS - I think that ken might have something to do with being next of ken. I'm not sure, it's just a guess.
Round Four
His reply
Dear Dr Hunter,
The way you talk to people,i do not know why you do that,what number are you calling,are you trying to joke with my personality,i told you i am in the UK and my number is UK code 44 7040101707 please call me now,and how on earth do you know if some one is from nigeria or not by the voice.
i will wait for your call if you do not call it means you are not interested in this transfer please stop joking with all this it is not funny.Thank you for tursting me but i do not know if i can trust you with the way you are mailing and telling me all this.
If you really want to do this please call my cell phone is Uk country code is 44 7040101707 Direct Line is 44 7040112438 call me now.if you want to call dial your international access code than dail UK code which is 44 than dail my number and you wil get to me i wait for you call for there is no time.
Phillip.
My reply
My Dear Friend Pjillip,
Of course I am still interested in your preposition.
I tried to call you five times today and I kept getting a a busy signal. Are you trying to avoid my calling you?
Have you found someone else that you would rather be dealing with. Pjillip, I have been totally honest with you from the starting off point, but my friends are getting suspicious of you.
I tell them they are full of it, that Pjillip is much to eloquent to be a teller of lies.
My good friend Jonnie Nacho, thinks you are really Nigeria. I told him no, no, no, that you a barrister of England.
My other good friend Kat S. Stuff, thinks you should send me a picture of yourself to prove you are who you are claiming you are.
My other other good friend Chandler Bing, remember him, he says I should ask you to invest in the Pop Rock mines in the Capone Mountains.
Chandler Bing, remember him, may be right.
Pjillip when we get this money, would you like to invest in the Pop Rock mines also. The man who emailed me said we could make hundreds of millions of dollars from just a small investment. What do you think. Do you think this is a good investment.
One more thing Pjillip, don't you think we should split the money 50% to 50%? I am taking as many risks as you are.
As always I am urgently waiting for your urgent reply.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
Round Five
His reply
Dear Friend,
How are you,hope you are all rigth and doing well,what will i gain by telling you lies,everybody have their own way of thinking,your friends may tell you what them think about me because they have not seen me,and where i am from because there are many internet scams going on and Nigerian are the ones poeple say that they are the ones.i do not know what to say,i have not found anybody yet but from the way you listening to your friends and what they tell you i do not think you and i can work together,because if i tell you one thing you will tell them and they will tell you to tell me,are they your boss? or your are the boss of yourself,Do what you want to do and leave your friends out of all this, at the end they will know when you show they the transfer slip of the money in your account than they will belive you.
When the funds come into your account than we will invest in what i know not the business i do not know about.please in your next mail to me i do not want to hear what ever your friends tell you becuase it is making me feel that you are not interested at all, how can you be listening to what your friends tells you,how old are you Mr Hunter?,what you have seen in life is not the same with what they have seen yet because they are your friends they tell you what to do, For my own point of view i think they have a upper hand in your life,you are a doctor aren't you ?.i wish you had call me i will tell you what i want to tell you.
I hope all this is not a joke, because the bank will take this funds back if i do not front some one as the Next of kin,so get back to me i am a busy barrister i have call coming in and i will not sit and wait for you when you did not call.keep trying you will get me on line the numbers + 44 7040101707.call me now,
I wait fro your call.
Phillip Andrews Esq.
My reply
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me.
Last night I was at the college laundramat all by myself when all of a
sudden Tiffany the head cheerleader walks in to do her laundry.
Tiffany looked at me and said hi, and of course I answered back hi
too. After Tiffany loaded all of her cheerleader unmentionables in the
machine she realized that she didn't have any soap. So she came up to
me and asked me if I had any soap, and I told her that I did, that I
had lots of soap, and when I reached over to get my soap to give to
Tiffany I could sense that she was staring at my nine and a half
inches of throbbing manhood as it pressed against the thin material of
my sweatpants, and right then and there Tiffany fell down on her
knees, told me that I was hotter than Brad the college football
quarterback, pulled down my sweatpants and my Dilbert boxer shorts and
proceded to orally pleasure me. After what seemed like hours a shot my
hot man juice and Tiffany proceded to swallow every bit of it even
though it must have been at least a quart load. We then went back to
our laundry totally ignoring each other. While walking on campus this
morning I spotted Tiffany with some of her cheerleader friends. I ran
up to say hi to her, but when her cheerleader friends started pointing
and laughing at me, Tiffany had to pretend to ignore me.
All I know is that I can't wait until the next time I have to do
laundry, and you can bet I will take lots of soap.
Yours Truly
Hunter
URGENT URGENT URGENT
Dearr Pjillip.
Please disregard that last letter. I was doing my morning business
correspondance and I accidentally sent an email meant for my college
alumni assoication to you by mistake,
See what happens when you give your secretary the day off!!!
PJillip, I will be calling to you soon about the business preposition
that you have most kindly offered me.
I sense that big things will be happening in regards to our business prepositon.
I was going to call you before I came to work this morning but the
twins, AmyJo and Cori, flushed the telephone down the toilet.
Kids!!!!!
You can bet I will be spanking both of their little tushies with great
relish when I get home from work today.
Please be by the phone awaiting my call, as I plan on stopping by the
store where you buy phones on the way home from the office today, and
as soon as I discipline AmyJo and Cori, I will be placing my call to
yo.
Please answer my email to let me know that you will be waiting by the
phone waiting for my telephone call.
Urgently waiting for your urgent reply.
Your new best friend.
The Big Man
Dr. Hunter Douglas
PS - Did you notice that I did not mention any of my friends this time
like you asked me not to. I think this should prove I mean business.
Round Six
His reply
Dear Friend,
Do call me .
Phillip.
My Reply
Dear Pjillip,
It looks like the joke is on you after all, and your scam is up.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police, and as I am typing this I am also faxing your email address, your telephone number, and your unique computer finger print to every law enforcement agency in the free world.
Yes, my Nigerian friend, the jig is up. The next time you hear a knock on the door it may be the very last knock you hear as a free man, because Pjillip Andrews Esq ...
Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police has nabbed another one!!!
Yours Truly
Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police
Attn: Friend,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a
suprise. This is because we have not met before but
I am inspired to send you this email by the huge
fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual
benefit to the two of us.
However, I am Barrister Phillip Andrews,the personal
attorney to the late Senator Paul lane Wellstone,
a Citizen of the United states and he was into politics.
On the 25th of October 2002, my client,his wife and
their three children were involved in a fatal Plane Crash
near Eveleth-Virginia Municipal Airport.
Unfortunately they all lost their lives including
other people in the Plane.Since then I have made
several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any
of my clients extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to trace and locate any member of his family but of no avail,
hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client since I have no
place to locate any of his relatives. I can easily
convince his bank in the Europe with my legal practice that
you are the only surviving relation of my client.Otherwise
the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits
were lodged.
Particularly, My late client had an account with one
of the banks in Europe valued at about US$9.3Million
(Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
which I witness the documentations before he left for the
states on 24 october 2002.
Conseqently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin to my client since I have been unsuccesfull
in locating the relatives.
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at
US$9.3Million (Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) will be paid into your account and then you and
I can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5%
should be for expenses,tax as your government may require.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law.
mail me on my altanative mail box :phillipandrews@box.az
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Phillip Andrews Esq
N.B. Please indicate your telephone and fax numbers
for easy communication in this mutual transaction.
My reply
Wow,
This sounds too good to be true Pjillip!
And, Oh boy, you bet I am interested.
There is one problem though. Last year I become involved in a similiar
proposition with a Nigerian gentlemen. He seemed like a very nice
fellow too. We sent many emails back and forth to each other, and I
gladly sent him my $150,000.00, but since then all my emails to him
have gone unanswered. It is like he fell off the face of the earth. I
was really worried about him until one of my friends, Chandler Bing,
told me that the Nigerian gentleman might have taken advantage of me.
So, just in case you might want to be taking advantages with me I need
you to answer a few questions before our relationship can go any
further.
1. Which barrister school did you go to?
2. Have you ever been to Nigeria?
3. Did you ever have a chance to meet the late Princess Di?
4. I am a psychiatrist. If our relationship were to continue would you
mind if I asked you a few psychiatrist questions?
5. Do you have a secretary to do your spelling for you, I do and it helps a lot?
6. Have you ever had any dealing with the late Senator Paul lane
Wellstone's friend Senator Beaver Cleaver from the state of
Eastern Michigan?
7. What is the difference between football and rugby?
8. When you flush your toilet does the water go down backwards, or am
I thinking of Austria?
9. Do you have a hard time making up your mind when they ask you paper
or plastic?
10. Do you have any unmarried sisters?
I hope this questions aren't too personal, but these are things I need to know.
I am gleefully waiting for your email reply
Yours truthfully
Dr Hunter Douglas ... Male Psychiatrist.
ROUND TWO
His reply
Dear Ken,
How are you, hope all is well,i am sorry that you migth have fallen victim to thoes people,fristly i am not a Nigeria nor do i live in Nigeria,or have some one who spells for me i do my wirting myself and also sorry that you sent your money to these Nigerian people.
I am a lawyer to the late Mr Paul wellston and i have not heard of any Sen.Beaver Cleaver,all this questionS you ask me is not related to the letter i have mail to you,i am not a nigerian ok,hope that is well noted,and i am not even trying to tell you to bring any of your money,i will take care of everything about money in this transter.please do call me if you are still interested,so i will tell you what we have to do to get the funds into your account in the United States.
I wait for your call.
Phillp.
My reply
Dear Pjillip,
Thank you for replying so urgently, and yes I am still interested.
Pjillip, why do you call me Ken, my name is Dr Hunter Douglas. Is Ken a codeword of some kind. If Ken is a codeword could you please change it to The Big Man. Thanking you in advance.
Pjillip is also an interesting name. Is it Nigeria??? Hahaha, I was making a joke. I know you aren't Nigeria, and have never been to Nigerian. Sometimes you hurt so much over past hurts that you have to laugh to keep from hurting so much.
I am sorry if my question about your sisters was too personal. It is just that my friend, Chandler Bing, remember him, is looking for a wife because everybody thinks he is a gay man, which he isn't, not that there is anything wrong with it. So that is the reason I asked about that.
I also didn't mean any disrespect when I asked about your writing. You write very eloquently, and I guess I was just jealous because my secretary has to do all my writing for me.
Seriously, have you ever written any poetry or short stores? If you have please send them to me. I would love to read them.
One final thought, You really don't know Senator Beaver Cleaver? Maybe you know his friend Representative Lumpy Rutherford, he is the head of the House committee that does stuff about money.
Pjillip, yes, oh yes, oh yes.
I am still interested in your transaction. I would call your right away, but as I look out my window the telephone guys are working on the telephone lines, and because of this I am not able to make telephone calls not only to you, but to my friend Chandler Bing.
Please urgently reply and tell me what to do next.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
Round Three
His reply
Dear Dr Hunter,
How are you doing,hope you are alrigth,the reason i called you Ken was,the Name i saw in your frist mail.Who is Ken?,and also to let you know that Ken is not a codeword.i am in London not in the united states and there is no way i would know all of my late client's friends.
Its not really funny when you talk about other people's famlies,or trying to know if i am real or not just call me so that you will know.All you have been asking me is not related to what i have asked you.yet you tell me that you are interested in this transaction.
I really need to explain to you what you have to do for us to actualize this transaction.
Although i will explain in this e-mail, but teleconversation, i beleive will butress and give you more light on what you are to do.
However, All i want you to do as i mentioned in my first e-mail is that you will represent and stand as the next of kin to the late Paul Lane Wellstone.
As his beneficiary/next of kin, i shall give you the contact information of the Bank and name of officer in charge of transfering Funds to you, so that you would contact him and request a transfer of the Funds of your late Cousine (PAUL LANE WELLSTONE) into you bank account.
This is simple, All you have to do is thus:
You contact the bank, presenting yourself as the beneficiary/next of kin to the Late Mr. Paul lane Wellstone,
Request that his funds ( $ 9.3 Million) be transfered into your bank account.I also remember that you told me some other people you gave money to i want to tell you that you can turst me on this that is all i ask from you,and also i will want to put my turst in you.
I shall arrange the documentations of proof that will fit you in as the true beneficiary/next of kin to the Late mr. Paul Lane Wellstone and send to the bank.
There is no risk involve whatsoever, all i want you to do is to keep this transaction and its communication very confidential.
Please call me any time for further explanation on my private telephone number Tel: + 44 7040101707 and send email to me with the required in information , your full and address and your private telephone numbers to enable us proceed urgently.Henceforth, write me only on this highly confidential email address for top most secrecy
Awaiting your urgent response and call.
Phillip Andrews.
My reply
Dear Pjillip,
I just tried telecommunicating with you by dialing your private telecommunicating number that you gave me. The woman that answered was very angry. She told me that there was no Pjillip now or never, and then she threatened to call the police if I ever tried telecommunicating with that number again. She was very angry, and you know what else Pjillip, she didn't sound like she was English, she sounded like she was Nigerian.
Are you sure that you gave me the right telecommunicating number, or is this your idea of some kind of internet joke.
Pjillip, I have put my complete trust in you and you do this to me. Please tell me you made a mistake with the telecommunicating number.
I need this money badly. There is another man who I am dealing with who wants me to invest in a Pop Rocks mine located in the Capone Mountains on Alcatraz Island.
My friend Chandler Bing, not the Chandler Bing that is on television, that is a different Chandler Bing, my friend Chandler Bing doesn't trust you and says that I should break our relationship off.
I don't want to do that Pjillip. You write so eloquently that I know you have to be an honest man, and that was just an honest mistake.
Pjillip, I am so confused, is there something you can do that will let me know that you are on the up and the up?
I am urgently waiting your urgent reply.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
PS - I think that ken might have something to do with being next of ken. I'm not sure, it's just a guess.
Round Four
His reply
Dear Dr Hunter,
The way you talk to people,i do not know why you do that,what number are you calling,are you trying to joke with my personality,i told you i am in the UK and my number is UK code 44 7040101707 please call me now,and how on earth do you know if some one is from nigeria or not by the voice.
i will wait for your call if you do not call it means you are not interested in this transfer please stop joking with all this it is not funny.Thank you for tursting me but i do not know if i can trust you with the way you are mailing and telling me all this.
If you really want to do this please call my cell phone is Uk country code is 44 7040101707 Direct Line is 44 7040112438 call me now.if you want to call dial your international access code than dail UK code which is 44 than dail my number and you wil get to me i wait for you call for there is no time.
Phillip.
My reply
My Dear Friend Pjillip,
Of course I am still interested in your preposition.
I tried to call you five times today and I kept getting a a busy signal. Are you trying to avoid my calling you?
Have you found someone else that you would rather be dealing with. Pjillip, I have been totally honest with you from the starting off point, but my friends are getting suspicious of you.
I tell them they are full of it, that Pjillip is much to eloquent to be a teller of lies.
My good friend Jonnie Nacho, thinks you are really Nigeria. I told him no, no, no, that you a barrister of England.
My other good friend Kat S. Stuff, thinks you should send me a picture of yourself to prove you are who you are claiming you are.
My other other good friend Chandler Bing, remember him, he says I should ask you to invest in the Pop Rock mines in the Capone Mountains.
Chandler Bing, remember him, may be right.
Pjillip when we get this money, would you like to invest in the Pop Rock mines also. The man who emailed me said we could make hundreds of millions of dollars from just a small investment. What do you think. Do you think this is a good investment.
One more thing Pjillip, don't you think we should split the money 50% to 50%? I am taking as many risks as you are.
As always I am urgently waiting for your urgent reply.
The Big Man
Dr Hunter Douglas
Round Five
His reply
Dear Friend,
How are you,hope you are all rigth and doing well,what will i gain by telling you lies,everybody have their own way of thinking,your friends may tell you what them think about me because they have not seen me,and where i am from because there are many internet scams going on and Nigerian are the ones poeple say that they are the ones.i do not know what to say,i have not found anybody yet but from the way you listening to your friends and what they tell you i do not think you and i can work together,because if i tell you one thing you will tell them and they will tell you to tell me,are they your boss? or your are the boss of yourself,Do what you want to do and leave your friends out of all this, at the end they will know when you show they the transfer slip of the money in your account than they will belive you.
When the funds come into your account than we will invest in what i know not the business i do not know about.please in your next mail to me i do not want to hear what ever your friends tell you becuase it is making me feel that you are not interested at all, how can you be listening to what your friends tells you,how old are you Mr Hunter?,what you have seen in life is not the same with what they have seen yet because they are your friends they tell you what to do, For my own point of view i think they have a upper hand in your life,you are a doctor aren't you ?.i wish you had call me i will tell you what i want to tell you.
I hope all this is not a joke, because the bank will take this funds back if i do not front some one as the Next of kin,so get back to me i am a busy barrister i have call coming in and i will not sit and wait for you when you did not call.keep trying you will get me on line the numbers + 44 7040101707.call me now,
I wait fro your call.
Phillip Andrews Esq.
My reply
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me.
Last night I was at the college laundramat all by myself when all of a
sudden Tiffany the head cheerleader walks in to do her laundry.
Tiffany looked at me and said hi, and of course I answered back hi
too. After Tiffany loaded all of her cheerleader unmentionables in the
machine she realized that she didn't have any soap. So she came up to
me and asked me if I had any soap, and I told her that I did, that I
had lots of soap, and when I reached over to get my soap to give to
Tiffany I could sense that she was staring at my nine and a half
inches of throbbing manhood as it pressed against the thin material of
my sweatpants, and right then and there Tiffany fell down on her
knees, told me that I was hotter than Brad the college football
quarterback, pulled down my sweatpants and my Dilbert boxer shorts and
proceded to orally pleasure me. After what seemed like hours a shot my
hot man juice and Tiffany proceded to swallow every bit of it even
though it must have been at least a quart load. We then went back to
our laundry totally ignoring each other. While walking on campus this
morning I spotted Tiffany with some of her cheerleader friends. I ran
up to say hi to her, but when her cheerleader friends started pointing
and laughing at me, Tiffany had to pretend to ignore me.
All I know is that I can't wait until the next time I have to do
laundry, and you can bet I will take lots of soap.
Yours Truly
Hunter
URGENT URGENT URGENT
Dearr Pjillip.
Please disregard that last letter. I was doing my morning business
correspondance and I accidentally sent an email meant for my college
alumni assoication to you by mistake,
See what happens when you give your secretary the day off!!!
PJillip, I will be calling to you soon about the business preposition
that you have most kindly offered me.
I sense that big things will be happening in regards to our business prepositon.
I was going to call you before I came to work this morning but the
twins, AmyJo and Cori, flushed the telephone down the toilet.
Kids!!!!!
You can bet I will be spanking both of their little tushies with great
relish when I get home from work today.
Please be by the phone awaiting my call, as I plan on stopping by the
store where you buy phones on the way home from the office today, and
as soon as I discipline AmyJo and Cori, I will be placing my call to
yo.
Please answer my email to let me know that you will be waiting by the
phone waiting for my telephone call.
Urgently waiting for your urgent reply.
Your new best friend.
The Big Man
Dr. Hunter Douglas
PS - Did you notice that I did not mention any of my friends this time
like you asked me not to. I think this should prove I mean business.
Round Six
His reply
Dear Friend,
Do call me .
Phillip.
My Reply
Dear Pjillip,
It looks like the joke is on you after all, and your scam is up.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police, and as I am typing this I am also faxing your email address, your telephone number, and your unique computer finger print to every law enforcement agency in the free world.
Yes, my Nigerian friend, the jig is up. The next time you hear a knock on the door it may be the very last knock you hear as a free man, because Pjillip Andrews Esq ...
Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police has nabbed another one!!!
Yours Truly
Detective Hunter Douglas ... International Spam Police
posted by Boz at 8:05 AM
3 Comments:
impatiently awaiting the next post!!!!
Bahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
OH Dear god that was funny!
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